Talking Classics – Keith of Rage

-Lyrics-
My names Keith and I’m filled with rage.
Testosterone runs through my veins.
So my Mom bought a Genesis,
when I play my games I use my fists.
Always hard is how I play
just like these beats by FantomenK.
The only thing I ate today
was eight sweet levels of Streets of Rage.
Mashin my way through all this crime.
The city that never sleeps but now it’s bed time.
I paused the game all through the night and at 7am it’s time to fight.
My Segas so hot its turning red.
I’m eating apples and bustin heads.
I played so hard my fingers bled.
In a few more levels Mr X is dead.

Welcome to the Sega age
Welcome to the Streets of Rage
I’m punchin dudes with fists of flames
Became a man from playing this game.
I’m serving thugs my dragon punch and a pipe to the face for their lunch.
Gonna mash them buttons till I hear them crunch.
Gonna kick that crime with my white pumps.

Wheels to gut and blades to the face
Break dance on flames when I’m playing as Skate.
It’s Friday night and I’ve got a date.
She’s 21 and a firery Blaze.
Those 16 bit little power legs.
Oh she fills out those 24 megs.
A deadly weapon in a mini skirt.
Jump kick to the heart oh god love hurts.

I’ve got the brain of a 12 year old kid.
My friends grew up but I never did.
Spent half of my life jamming on Bare Knuckle
and as a result I look like your uncle.
I don’t drink and I don’t smoke and that’s why I will never choke.
I got the diet of my man Axle the only thing I eat is those little gold apples.

Welcome to the Sega age
Welcome to the Streets of Rage
I’m punchin dudes with fists of flames
Became a man from playing this game.
I’m serving thugs my dragon punch and a pipe to the face for their lunch.
Gonna mash them buttons till I hear them crunch.
Gonna kick that crime with my white pumps.

Welcome to the Streets of Rage
My name is Keith and this Blaze.
Meet Adam, Axle, Max and Skate
It’s Final Fight just more insane
Punchin dudes with fists of flames
Became a man from playing this game
I’m serving thugs my dragon punch
Gonna mash them buttons till I hear them crunch

Welcome to the Sega age
Welcome to the Streets of Rage
I’m punchin dudes with fists of flames
Became a man from playing this game.
I’m serving thugs my dragon punch and a pipe to the face for their lunch.
Gonna mash them buttons till I hear them crunch.
Gonna kick that crime with my white pumps.